tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

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oxblivxn:

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER

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itslikeapendulum:

I TEXTED THIS TO MY 28 YEAR-OLD COUSIN

itslikeapendulum:

I TEXTED THIS TO MY 28 YEAR-OLD COUSIN

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thagoodthings:

beyonseh:

beyonseh:

the last tweet that had shade in it that joan rivers has made was about beyoncé

and welp, it’s bey’s birthday

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happy bey day!

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yall scaring me

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youarewortheverything:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

seriously though. 

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lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

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girlwiththepurpleframes:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

girlwiththepurpleframes:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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